There’s a good chance you’ve seen this video already, given that it has 3.4 million views, but I feel as though the fact that I’m responsible for at least 862 of those views is worth mentioning. I want to adopt these children. I know they probably have perfectly competent parents already, but I’m certain I would worship them so much more. They would get up in the morning and I would say, do you want Froot Loops or Cap’n Crunch? And then they would slurp their milk and I would say “Sing, damn it!” It would be such a win-win relationship.